A roomy, heavyweight short sleeve tee printed with bold, playful text that reads “My Pack Hit Rate 0%.” The relaxed, oversized cut and forward-thrusted shoulder seam create an easy, lived-in silhouette that layers well and feels substantial on the body. Made from thick 100% USA cotton (heather/charcoal blends as noted), the shirt holds print detail crisply and resists stretch thanks to double-needle hems and a reinforced 1" collar. Wear it when you want to lean into self-deprecating humor at game nights, casual meetups, or downtime with friends — it reads like an inside joke and fits like a favorite laid-back tee.

Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for long-lasting feel and crisp prints
- Available sizes S–7XL with oversized, relaxed fit and slight drop shoulder
- Durable construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched hems, and stretch-proof 1" collar
- Quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease; forward-thrusted shoulder seam for comfortable fit
- Heather and charcoal color blends include polyester content (Heather: 90/10, Charcoal: 50/50)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean